Concrete: The Human Dilemma #2 of 6 (£2-60, Dark Horse). Life and death and reproduction. And one of those rare second issue reviews. Ron, now known to the world as the environmental campaigner "Concrete", can't have kids because he can't have sex. He can't have sex because his body - however strong, and possibly ageless - has no reproductive organs. But he's as passionate as you or I, and it's almost cruel that Maureen, the biologist who's been monitoring his condition from the beginning and become his closest companion, is not only a loving and compassionate human being, but also a very beautiful, sensual woman. Over the course of several series their friendship has grown, but it's always had its limits. Instead Concrete has developed a love of nude portraits - what he can't feel physically, he can savour with his eyes - and he's become an obsessive collector. A few days ago Concrete's condition - specifically his infertility - brought him to the attention of the CEO of the number three fast-food franchise in America, who wants to tackle worldwide overpopulation by providing contraceptives and education to women in poor countries - "the conventional stuff of which there's never enough" - but, crucially, wants to bring the message home to America where each child born has a sevenfold impact on consumption. "I want to change norms. I want childlessness to become acceptable, even chic. The foundation will pay young couples to choose educations and good works over child-bearing." And who better to lead the campaign (for a large sum of money) than the world's least eligible bachelor? The catch is that the CEO isn't pussy-footing around: "To receive the entirety of payments, they must be sterilised, graduate from college, and even agree never to adopt." And that was a step too radical for Concrete until this morning, when his price was found in the form of the one painting he's been dying to acquire above all others. But just as Ron agrees to be the campaign's spokesman, it appears that one of those occasional changes in Concrete's body is about to begin... There are instances, I concede, where Chadwick slips dangerously close to using his characters as mere conduits for debate, but the debate is always an intelligent, even-handed one, and his strength has always been the heart that beats in his cast. Plus, the cover this second issue is such a perfect composition, telling you everything you need to know about Maureen and Ron, that I'm going to ask Dominique to pop it on-site.

Or Else #2 (£2-95, Drawn & Quarterly) by Kevin Huizenga - Reprinting one of the most amazing works of comics I have ever seen.  Kevin manages to stretch time in a way I've not seen before.  It's like waking up to the same alarm clock a hundred times in the space of five seconds.  An astonishing piece of work.  Cannot recommend this highly enough.  And he's got a piece in KRAMER'S ERGOT FIVE.  He's that good.

Persepolis 2: The Story Of A Return (£12-99 Jonathan Cape) by Marjane Satrapi
It's book of the year time from the Stephen L. Holland Prematurely Positive Poll, and once again, it goes to PERSEPOLIS.  Why?  It's an autobiography full of vitality, bursting with truth, and laced throughout with a wisdom and perspective that can only come through hard-won experience - and not so commonly even then.  There's also a life drawing class which is hysterical, but I'm getting ahead of myself.
At the end of the first volume, Marjane Satrapi, aged fifteen, was sent by her parents on a plane to Vienna, in order that she might thrive outside the confines of an Iran both at war with Iraq, and, following the Islamic Revolution, under the thrall of a fundamentalist regime.  "I couldn't just go.  I turned around to see them one last time."  The very last panel shows her mother passing out with grief.  "It would have been better to just go."
"What happened next?" was thequestion which had been tearing at me ever since the book came out last year.
The answer is not at all what I was expecting, nor, necessarily was Marjane herself.  In fact, one of the most engaging aspects to this book is that Satrapi does not set herself up as a saint.  She's judgemental, self-righteous, and a bit of a prig to begin with.  In fact a bit of a prig for a while.  Until she finally gets a boyfriend and...
"Markus was so proud of me.   So proud that he told the whole school that his girlfriend had contacts at Cafe Camera.  This is how, for love, I began my career as a drug dealer.  Hadn't I followed my mother's advice?  To give the best of myself?  I was no longer a simple junkie, but my school's official dealer."
So no, not apredictable trajectory.
The book opens at her new school in Austria, where Marjane effortlessly - but without self-pity - evokes the loneliness of being separated from the comfort of family, and thrown into a boarding environment where the language is alien and friendships have already formed since the trimester has already begun.  This, following the rejection of her supposed adoptive family.  But there's also a newfound freedom to be enjoyed, both personal and commercial in the form of supermarkets, and fortunately, through her caricatures (which I myself found as good a way of winning popularity as being a clown), she makes two friends who serve her very well: German-speaking Lucia, and French bohemian Julie.  The first solves the problem of what to do when everyone disperses for their Christmas holiday (she's invited to Lucia's parents in south-west Austria), the second introduces her to other outsiders including a pompous twat of an anarchist punk called Momo.  She's also resourceful herself, sensibly using her downtime to study rather than brood:
"I then turned my attention to Sartre, my comrades' favourite author.
""The notion of consciousness comes from man's lived experience."
"I found him a little annoying."
I'm not going to tell you how she ends up on the streets, because that's going to spoil so much for you, but I will say that before too long she winds up back in Iran (like I said, not a predictable trajectory), where she must come to terms with her profound sense of failure, readjust to having to cover herself up completely, and watch that she doesn't fall foul of the authorities in so many ways.  Women are not allowed to be seen with men in public unless they are husband and wife, which causes real difficulty when wanting to spend time with her new fiancé (but if you think being out proves difficult, try being "out"), and - something I didn't know - you even have to take an Ideological Test, a proof of your moral rectitude and religious propriety, in order to enter university at all.  As in the first book, Satrapi successfully persuades you of the clear and present dangers involved in any transgression - including summary execution (see being "out") - as well as the morally bankrupt hypocrisy of being able to buy your way out of less serious trouble if caught.  And it's all so superficial but thoroughly effective:
"The regime had understood that one person leaving her house while asking herself:
"Are my trousers long enough?"  "Is my veil in place?"  "Can my make-up be seen?"  "Are they going to whip me?"
"No longer asks herself:  "Where is my freedom to thought?"  "Where is my freedom of speech?"  "My life, is it liveable?"  "What's going on in the political prisons?"
"It's only natural!  When we're afraid, we lose all sense of analysis and reflection.  Our fear paralyses us."
I forgot to mention the legacy of the war, over by the time Marjane returned.  Tens of thousands of political prisoners were executed by the state for fear of a rebellion if freed by insurgents, and hundreds of thousands were killed and left limbless, including one of her childhood friends, now restricted to a wheelchair, but armed with affection and humour:
"That day, I learned something essential: we can only feel sorry for ourselves when our misfortunes are still supportable... Once this limit is crossed, the only way to bear the unbearable is to laugh at it."
The book is full of these pithy observations ("When you see your parents rarely, all is forgiven."), including in Vienna her early exploration of identity through haircuts and clothes, and the dishonesty yet draw of teenage conformity within a set group of friends.  I could also relate to her shock at being offered a cigarette for the first time by her mother, a sign I recognised myself at the time as an early mark of adulthood.  In fact I've another three pages of notes down here, which of course I can't read, so you can trust me when I tell you that there's so much more to discover in this book which took me a whole afternoon to enjoy.  I haven't even told you how it ends. 
As to that life drawing scene, I'll try to get that up on the website as soon as I can, because it's a wonderful absurdity as the class is confronted with a model from whom they can learn absolutely nothing, draped as she is from head to food in thick, black robes.  "We nevertheless learned to draw drapes."
So there we go, my book of the year, a first-hand witness to the hypocrisy of the timid and the terror of the state, but overwhelmingly a testament to the kindness of strangers, the bravery of the individual, and the love of a caring family.  And that's more than enough for me.

Eightball #23 (£4-50, Fantagraphics) by Daniel Clowes - Oh, I don't know what I should tell you about this.Ê All I should have to say is that "it's a new work by Dan Clowes" and you'd be sold.Ê Or maybe "a new, self contained, full colour issue of Dan Clowes EIGHTBALL" and that would be that.Ê I don't mean that in the same way I'd say "a new work by Jon Lewis" and then believe that the phrase would send people flocking to buy it, I think I've learnt a little more than that.Ê The fact that this is from the same guy who did GHOST WORLD, DAVID BORING, GREEN EYELINER and (duh) EIGHTBALL #22 will excite a good crowd but maybe that's not enough.Ê Perhaps I'll lie about what's inside.Ê Or maybe I won't.Ê It's the story of Andy and how school life wasn't everything is could have been, how his friends (possible exaggeration there) were misfits too and how, given the opportunity to do everything (everything!) you can still mess everything up.Ê Chances are all it starts around 1976 and his girlfriend's living back in California (she hasn't written for agesÊbut that hasn't sunk in) and his grandfather is the only family he has.Ê We're on familiar Clowes territory, stayingÊaway from the major towns.Ê At school he's regarded asÊpunchable if he's noticed at all.Ê Now, take Andy and imagine that's he's Peter Parker or someone along that line.ÊÊTry and take a detour.Ê Let's make his father a scientist who created a special gun that wiped things out and a serum to make whoever took it super-strong.Ê Or make it triggered by something analogous to the Marvel radiation-doesn't-make-us-sick-but-gives-us-powers and have him work out a costume to wear while avenging or becoming a creature of the night.Ê Yeah, let's give him superpowers, a deadly gun and a costume and let him work out if great responsibility comes with great power.Ê Of course, if I was Clowes I'd have it all go wrong and Andy would be left as stranded as everyone else,Êpossibly a little more.ÊÊOr that couldÊhave been what I got from the cover.ÊÊ

Clyde Fans Book One hc (£12-99, Drawn & Quarterly) by Seth - Two brothers inherit their father's company, selling and manufacturing fans.  In the first half of the book it's 1997 and Abraham Matchcard wanders through his day, looking back through the ups and downs of the business, admitting that they were unprepared for the rise of the air conditioner industry.  Once thriving, Clyde Fans was overtaken by technological progress, too self-assured to change track when advancements took place. At the abandoned headquarters he voices regrets for his life and that of his brother, Simon.
            "Christ, it's the norm for a salesman to promote himself.  That's the number one produce he's selling. 
            It's also a quality I've always found repulsive in myself and others."
We go back to 1947 for the second part of the story.  Arriving in the small Canadian town of Dominion, Simon is out of his depth.  He's asked to be a travelling salesman, wanting to prove himself to his brother but without the requisite charm and bluff he finds himself knocked back a few times, backing away with sweaty palms.  As he walks the street the buildings seem to crowd him out.  He can't face phoning Abe to say how its all going.  And it's not going well.
This is not only an excellent character study but also a delicately drawn evocation of the past.  Seth, as we know from IT'S A GOOD LIFE IF YOU DON'T WEAKEN, has sympathies for Abe and his feelings of being left behind as the world expands and thunders on.  The detailing of the clothes and stores is wonderful, right down to the cheap, plastic novelties another salesman is hawking.  There are a dazzling few pages at the beginning showing the dawn approaching as we see the light falling on the buildings.  As the pressure builds for Simon, his brother is shown in single panels, looking down on him like an angry God.  We feel the guilt and panic.  The second book should tell us why he had to get away and why the trip to Dominion was such a turning point of his life.

Sebastian O (£6-50 DC Vertigo) by Grant Morrison & Steve Yeowell.Ê "The Abbe, I'm afraid, has gone to meet his Maker.Ê Hard to decide which of the two will receive the greater shock."Ê The mot juste for this piece is louche.Ê Accompanying qualifiers may include dashing, decadent, debonair and darling, forSebastian O is an immaculately groomed, quick-witted rapscallion, who has seen more life in his late twenties than his entire generation.Ê His generation, since you ask, is the late Victorian, where technology is a century ahead of its natural time.Ê If you're familiar with Brideshead Revisited, think of n-n-naughty Antony BlancheÊwith the looks of SebastianÊFlyte, or Oscar Wilde in the body of a blonde Adam AntÊ- in effect, the Dandy Bi-Way Man.Ê Together with the Abbe (a portly old queen), Arnold Truro (lover and poet), George Harkness (female novelist) andÊscheming Mason Theo Lavender, he formed theÊClub De Paradis Artificiel which rejected the squalor of nature in favour of the art of the artificial.Ê When the story opens, however, Sebastian is imprisoned in Bedlam, asylum for the insane or theÊinconvenient, following an unspeakable act of betrayal.Ê Sebastian, however, is not without his own resources, and embarks on a mission to inflict as much pain and as many bons mots as possible upon those responsible for his perilous predicament.Ê Escaping The Crown, its lackeys, and its more perverse allies, however, will require physical finesse on a level with James Bond, wit of Wildean proportions, and several swift changes of perfectly pressed clothing.Ê Good job it's written and drawn by two distinguishedÊgentlemen with the perfect skills for the job, then.ÊOriginally published during the nascent months of the Vertigo imprint more than a decade ago, this all-too-brief, mischievous little number, remains one of Grant's funniest works, and one of Steve's most attractive series.Ê There's a three-page time line that teases you with its massive potential, and I couldn't possibly finish a review without mentioning the name "Weirdsly Daubery", whilst regretting that we never got to meet him.Ê Fervently recommended for fans of Alan Moore's LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN,Êandthe tv series The Avengers.Ê Those with subscriptions to The Chap can consider it homework.Ê

100 Bullets vol 7: Samurai (£8-50 DC Vertigo ) by Azzarello & Risso.Ê Contains my favourite storyline so far, locked in a US penitentiary, which is way too comfortable a description to convey the hot, sweaty, razor-edge tensions of this dark and brutal hellhole.Ê This is Eduardo - and indeed Brian - in masterful mode, and it's as nasty as anything I believe you'll see on Oz.Ê If it isn't, I do not want to see Oz.Ê Expect intimidatingly massive body builds,ÊworryinglyÊunpredictableÊshower scenes, and a lot of very vicious violence.ÊÊBecause it's part of 100 BULLETS you can also expectÊhidden agendas, brinksmanship, twists, and the most beat-perfect prison patter you'll probably need an inmate to decipher in places: "Wassup, Erie?" "Same 'ole same oh, Loop.Ê Heard on the wire they was lettin' your toad ass out the hole... Figure I'd stop by, see who you was hol'in up." "Wha?Ê You miss me?" "Fuck that.Ê You ain't pussy, dawg.Ê Potential investment, s'what you are.Ê Whole lotta book bein' made... on yo' onion.Ê As in how long Nine Train's gonna wait to peel it.Ê You ain't thinkin' 'bout P.C.in', are you?" "Wha?Ê Kick it with the chomos, rapists an' retards in Protective Custody?Ê You trippin'?" "Jus' checkin', ain't frontin'" "Why?Ê You got my back?" "Dawg, you know if I could --" "You wood?" "Goddamn, Loop.Ê You an' that muthafuckin' sideways shit.Ê Never give it a rest." "Arrest is what got me locked up wit' yo' nazi ass."

Scrapbook, Uncollected Work: 1990-2004 (£16-99, Drawn & Quarterly) by Adrian Tomine - Essential collection of work that, chances are, you haven't seen.Ê Half of this is comics, half is illustration work.Ê Most of the comics are from the 32ÊSTORIES time (the mini-comics period) and it's great to see some more of that work in print.Ê The one-page shorts are the best, mostly six-panel strips, clipped little stories, excellent character studies with just enough information.Ê They should be blown up and put on the tube or at bus stops, anywhere where you've got five minutes to stare into space.

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McSweeney's Quarterly Concern vol 13: The Comics Issue (£16-99, Penguin) edited by Chris Ware -

"All your favourite comics appear every day in YOUR copy of McSweeney's Quarterly Concern... for that matter, every hour, every minute... in fact, every time you pick up your copy of McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, we're all in here... even on Sunday!

SPECIALLY CONSTRUCTED from the highest quality recycled wood pulp and spectrally-treated soy ink, your copy of McSweeney's Quarterly Concern isÊguaranteed to last for years... well past the time you're likely to even care about it anymore!Ê Actually, looking at this book in a couple of decades may very well fill you with an overwhelming sense of existential nausea, as the friends, loves, and locales you'll unconsciously associate with its presence now will quite likely all be long gone by then!

BUT, we'll still be HERE! All the colourful pictograms and obtuse stories you only vaguely or incorrectly recall... waiting for you to read them again!Ê Hey, what are we waiting for, anyway?Ê Let's get going!" - Ware, from the cover

This is both a labour of love, a love letter (from the editor)Êto comics and a possible reason as to why we haven't had a new ACME NOVELTY LIBRARY in an age.Ê McSweeney's is a quarterly literary anthology set up by Dave Eggers and it seems to vary in format from issue to issue.ÊÊPossibly you'll get a set of books, sometimes it comes with a cd or dvd, this time Chris Ware is editing/curating and has made it into a beautiful object filled with great comics.Ê It's a sometimes surprising mix with mostly well-known creators, some from the early twentieth century and a few rising stars.Ê Mostly it's new contributions but there are some reprints, although very few readersÊwill recognise all of them.

We'll start, as if contemplating a elegantly wrapped gift, with the dust jacket.Ê If you saw the JIMMY CORRIGAN hardcover you'll remember the dust jacket that folded out to be a double-sided poster complimenting the book itself.Ê The same thing happens here.Ê And when you're doing that, two mini comics fall out of the folds, tiny little things.Ê It's almost churlish to mention them and spoil the fun.Ê One by John Porcellino (reprinting some recent King Cat stories) and the other is new work by Ron Regé jr, adapting the transcription of an interrogation of a failed Israeli suicide bomber.Ê Some pages have Regé showing three points of view, the tableÊwhere the police interview the girl, their faces at the sides of each panel and Ron's reaction in-between those panels.ÊÊHe'sÊstill developing his own personal comics language, a further step from lastÊyear's excellent YEAST HOIST: DOES MUSIC MAKE YOUÊCRY?Ê After che

cking the spine bindingÊI was half-surprised to see that there wasn't another mini squirreled away.

Okay, back to the dust jacket.Ê We'll ignore theÊgold foil stamping for the moment and point outÊthat it's aÊdouble broadsheet-sized page spread of new Chris Ware comics.Ê And they're all about making comics, reading comics, the history of comics.Ê His introduction (like his introduction to Walt Holcombe's KING OF PERSIA) compares the medium (when at its best) to film and literature.Ê Not saying that it will do the job of the others but that creatively it can hold its own.Ê At the start there's aÊquote fromÊNabokov as saying that he thinks in images, not in text.Ê Obvious now it's been said.Ê You get more Ware comics scattered through the intro and a traditionally heartbreaking four pager from Nest magazine.

So, what new stuff do we have here?Ê Robert Crumb and Daniel Clowes contribute newÊcolour works.Ê Clowes' has me longing for the new EIGHTBALL and is made to look like a chapter fromÊa larger work but you build upÊthe rest yourself.Ê Jim Woodring gives you one of his most gorgeous watercolour pages, a new Frank strip with Pupshaw materialising out of the morning magic hour.Ê Makes me want to get up early.Ê Well, almost.Ê Lynda Barry draws her formative stages,ÊGary Panter shows you a dream of his studio (and is granted the inside of the dust jacket to run riot), while Richard Sala's 'Strange Question' is a sweetly rendered nightmare.Ê Joe Sacco, Seth, Chester Brown, Adrian Tomine, Gilbert and Jaime Hernandez and Charles Burns all include excerpts from their latest work.Ê Rather than a fault of the book, this is one of its greatest strengths.Ê We get asked for a book that has a sample of all this sort of stuff,

a primer to Fantagraphics/Drawn & Quarterly/indy books and this fills that need.Ê If you've tried, say, JIMMY CORRIGAN, MAUS,ÊGHOST WORLD and want to find something similar this is a great gateway.Ê Not only is it an elegant, elaborate hardcover at a decent price, it's also an introduction to some of the greatest names producing comics at the moment.Ê And you get pieces on trailblazers such as Rodolphe Töpffer, George Herriman, Charles Schultz, Bud Fisher.Ê Want more?Ê How about new Julie Doucet, Ben Katchor, Joe Matt, Kim Deitch and a preview of IN THE SHADOW OF NO TOWERS by Art Spiegelman?Ê The first appearance of some Jeffrey Brown strips?Ê Ivan Brunetti and Mark Newgarden?

Ware can only be congratulated for compiling such a collection, pieced together so that it flows seamlessly featuring many different styles of artwork and writing.Ê In a way, this is a history ofÊcomics.Ê You want this book.

Cerebus vol 16: The Last Day (£12-99, £19-99 s/n, Aardvark Vanaheim) by Dave Sim & Gerhard. Cerebus was told he would die alone, unmourned and unloved.  Now that day is here, but noone mentioned being betrayed by his own son.  If you've time on your hands whilst you wait for this book, go back and look at all the Egyptian motifs.  Seems they were actually important.  Never one to shy away from the commercially difficult, Dave spends the entire book focussing on a decrepit old Cerebus, locked away in a religious fortress of his own making, his body wrecked and wracked by almost every conceivable ailment.  As such it parallels MELMOTH, of course, the half-way point in the 300-issue epic, which dealt with slow and painful death of Oscar Wilde.  It's a sad book, but not without its moments of humour, and hats off to Dave for lingering long enough on such an unattractive topic most people tend to avoid, either in comics or real life. I took the last issue home, popped open a bottle of champagne, and read it at the approximate rate of one page every five minutes. I don't think anyone who - both emotionally and financially - has invested in this, the finest accomplishment the medium has seen to date, will be remotely disappointed by its conclusion.  There was a lump in my throat the entire way through.

Kramer's Ergot vol 5 (£23-50, Avodah Books) edited by Sammy Harkham - Volume four is still a great achievement so I'd hate to be Harkham, trying to top that collection of beauty.  But I think that he might just do it.  The first thing to get my mouth watering is the promise of a full colour piece from Kevin Huizenga.  After the successes of 'Green Tea', 'Gloriana Comics' and '28th Street' he's one of the most exciting cartoonists emerging today.  And you'll get new work from Chris Ware, Matt Brinkman, Dan Zettwoch, Fabio, Helge Ruemann, Jordan Crane, Marc Bell, Gabrielle Bell,  Gary Panter, Lief Goldberg, Christopher Forgues, Souther Salazar, Ron RegŽ jr and many more!  Anthologies may just be my favourite thing at the moment.  Like a care parcel from a friend, pieced together like a decent mix-tape they show you new strips by some of your groovy faves and (the best bit) the new greats.  Counting down the days.  Look at the preview!

WE3 #1 of 3 (£2-20 DC Vertigo) by Grant Morrison & Frank Quitely.  Morrison & Quitely together again.  I don't think any descriptions I've read of this begin to do it justice.  You need to see the cover to PREVIEWS, the interior pages, or visit the Vertigo website www.vertigocomics.com  There you'll see a dog, a cat, and a rabbit, all sat obediently, attentively, helplessly in custom-made body armour, with wires worming out of their scalps.

"And these are the standard model rat biorgs, senator."
"Good Lord."
"Doctor Trumbull?"
"Well, as you can see, a whole colony working together like this can assemble a jet engine from spare parts in 48 hours.  But replacing an expensive and outmoded workforce with efficient animal slaves is only one very small application of our research and development program.  (Thanks, Denise.)  With your commitment assured, our intention is to save the lives of countless men and women in our armed services.  This is the gun of the future.  And our wards of tomorrow will be fought by remote-controlled animals, like these.  Living weapons, Senator."
And that's where the cat, the dog and the rabbit come in.
My informed guess is that this is going to be superb.  Strangely cute, almost comical, hopefully haunting and utterly appalling.  From the mind of Morrison - who else?

Neil Jam (various prices, Neil Jam) by Neil Fitzpatrick - Sometimes I like it when you can see the rules in a book, when there are events that must happen almost as constraints for the artist to work in.  A simple set-up like a cat in love with a mouse, just waiting for that brick to bounce on the bonce.  Marc Bell dreams up new rules for each strip and keeps to them religiously.  Fitzpatrick, while keeping to simpler regulations and penlines, is similarly exciting.  You've got the protagonist/hero, Willis, possibly in love, possibly trying to escape from Ona.  There's the bunny and the rabbit and the certainty that one of them will be kicked sometime in the comic.  The faces are almost always shown in quarter-view (reminds me of Dalek and his Space Monkeys, how they always have to face left).  There's something about the repetition that's comforting somehow.  There's loads of strips to flick through on his site so have a browse.  At the moment we've got NEIL JAM INVASION (£5-99), NEIL JAM EXTRA (£2-50), NEIL JAM EXTRA (£5-99) and a handful of minis.

All Flee! (£2-95) by Gavin Burrows & Simon Gane. I chuckled till I choked. No, really, I did. If the Charles Atlas sand-kicked-in-the-face parody wasn't funny enough ("Let me prove I can make you a monster... No weights, pulleys or exertion of any kind! Merely pull back the lead-lined seal from the isotopes we'll send you once a month, bathe in that warming green glow and let the wonders of unholy science do the rest." You can choose your desired mutation from, amongst others: "Mouth crammed with razor teeth," "General aura of evil & putrefaction," or "Diminished sense of right & wrong."), there are two monster tales and a welcome reprint of "Cruisin' With The Dorks" from ARNIE COMIX. The eponymous tale sees grumpy old Godzilla-like teacher, disillusioned with modern monsterdom, fall in love with the shapely new Godzilla-like lovely, who converts him to new-fangled fright practices ("It's GAAA before UUURGH! except after VORGHHH! And don't slouch so!"), before taking him on a romantic holiday ("You really haven't done France till you've trampled the Louvre and the Pompidou." "Zut alors!" "Aaa!" "Non!" "Merde!"). I could quote for hours ("Biplanes keep falling on my head..."), but then you wouldn't need to buy the comic, except for the beautifully crinkled art (favourite piece: the two dinosaurs reclining in the river Seine for a champagne picnic). The final strip is the reprint, a tale of a band manned by identical dullards, fuelling a nation-sweeping dork-mania ("It was during a truly MIFFED version of 'Don't Put That Cup Down There, You'll Stain The Formica' that it happened!" "We preferred the tem 'New Drearyist'."), and boasts a cracking panel taking a well-deserved side-swipe at the old-style comic shop. Well done, lads. Mark loved the ink bleed on the cover, by the way.

Dang! (£2-60, Top Shelf) by Martin Cendreda - Been looking forward to this for a while. For some reason I dropped the ball and neglected to get any of the self-published issues of Dang! but I'll rectify this in the future. Just because I'm going to throw a few names at you in the next sentence doesn't mean that this is any less special or individual than any other wonderful book, the names are just pointers. Okay, there's a little of Chester Brown in the fragility of the figures and also the use of panels placed onto black pages. And, if I think about it, a bit of the mid-period Yummy Fur to the stories. If Adrian Tomine loosened up a little and added a little more space to his composition and had himself murdered by one of his characters on the front page, then you've got a certain reference point. Let's throw early Dan Clowes in there too. Elements to a story - a character feeling left out from today's hip culture, tries to buy his way into it; homeless kids (twins) benefit from his misfortunes; art directors (from some style mag, you know the sort) take the kids' idea and use it for their own gain. Three stories woven together. And it's fun! And you get a jibe at kids wearing over-sized trucker caps as well. I'm happy.

Temptation (£5-99, Active Images) by Glenn Dakin - As with the wonderful ABE WRIGHT FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS you get an introduction by Dakin's biggest fan, Eddie Campbell. This collects all the Temptation strips that have been produced throughout the ages and in dozens of different publications. The idea is simple, like Cook & Moore's Bedazzled, the devil wants another soul and will try anything to get hold of it. Instead of Stanley Moon, we have the hermit, stuck out in the desert being given false promises by what is either the devil or a devil. The invention is top-notch, up there, as Eddie says, with Herriman's Krazy Kat. A strip at random - The devil offers the hermit everlasting life for his soul. The hermit is sorta interested so the devil says - "here, try it out for a couple of days". Perfect.

Julius (£9-99 Oni Press) by Antony Johnston & Brett Weldele.  "He came, they saw green, it got messy."  Julius is the undisputed king of the East End crime lords, returning for a tour of triumph after a long and bloody turf war.  He is a man of vision and a man of much honour; thoughtful, charismatic and loved by the locals.  But he is a man of even greater intransigence.  When the district crime lords offer to give up their role in decision making to Julius, one amongst them, Cassidy, grows resentful.  Even though Julius refuses the offer, Cassidy sees an opportunity, and begins to manipulate his younger brother Brett into a conflict which will bring everything crumbling down around them.  It's a classic tale of conspiracy and murder, treachery and revenge.  In fact it's literally a classic, a vibrant rejuvenation of Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar" which confounded all my expectations through wit, focus and the perfect choice in artists.  Weldele has a lovely, loose touch you rarely see outside of Sean Phillips and Eddie Campbell, with a command of shadows which maintains an edgy, ominous tone, vital to the sense of impending danger.  Johnston has updated the cast convincingly (Julius is now black, with a magnetic personality, inscrutable behind gangster shades), and transformed the potentially archaic into the contemporary, at times providing a degree of comedy entirely absent from the original.  All the prime ingredients from any Shakespeare tragedy are retained, from strange dreams, unnatural portents ("Well, the Thames had waves like fucking Brighton"), ghosts and even a soothsayer (now tarot reader), each given a new twist (you can't help but laugh when they use an e-mail/mobile text scam to fool Brett/Brutus into believing he has more support than he does).  Perhaps most cleverly of all, Johnston keeps both Julius and Brett, the two central characters, larger than life with the use of Shakespearian eloquence, whilst the rest of them "keep it real" with modern slang and expletives.  Again, there's a side-serving of comedy in the combination ("Friends, Londoners, Guv'nors..."), even if its primary intent is to make it accessible.  And it is accessible.  It's a very, very long time since I wanted to pick up a copy of anything by Bill, except for the sake of reference, but I'm seriously considering cracking open the original just to see what Antony's changed.  I don't really care what adjustments he has or hasn't made since the whole is so successful, but I'm bloody curious to know, and you can't say fairer than that.

It's a Bird... h/c (£16-99 DC Vertigo) by Steven T. Seagle & Teddy Kristiansen.  Brilliant. 

I have notes for this longer than the average letters column.  And if you find that concept daunting, imagine what I'm going through.  So where do I begin?  The plot:
Steven's writing career has been firmly Vertiginous in nature.  Not for him the aspiration to write brightly-coloured spandex.  Now he's just landed SUPERMAN - many comicbook creators' wet-dream job - but has absolutely nothing to say.  He simply cannot relate.  He's moved away from his mother, grown apart from his father and brother, and has a beautiful, understanding girlfriend called Lisa.  But every time he experiences an inadvertent twitch, an innocent, involuntary spasm, he's haunted by a family secret which emerged during a childhood hospital visit, and is about to erupt once more.  Now Steven's father's gone missing, his mother's beside herself, his editor demands to know if he'll take the gig and he can't bring himself to let his girlfriend in on what's troubling him.  What exactly is troubling him?
My first thoughts whilst breaking into the beautifully painted graphic novel, were:  Eddie Campbell.  This reads so much like Eddie Campbell, and - believe it or not - it's just as good.  It's a (semi-) autobiography full of wit, charm, excursions and calm considerations of ideas that might never occur to you.  It's also absolutely devastating.  Moreover, if you've ever held an interest in Superman as an American icon or just as a character, this will give you much pause for thought.  And if you're interested in writing, you'll both empathise and perhaps even learn, especially if your objective is comics.  Whereas many works fall straight through the cracks of appeal, this bridges so many interests, and as Grant Morrison wrote, "It defies genre categories and poses questions about the relationship between man and superman which are hard to answer but important to consider here at the dawn of the 21st century.  It's also about as mordantly accurate a description of what it feels like to write superhero comics for a living as anything I've ever read." 
As Seagle searches for his father he delves through his memories, and begins to ponder Superman.  He thinks about secrets and vulnerability, about solitude, symbolism through colour, our history of power, about being an outsider (the ultimate immigrant), and who the real outsiders are; he considers his school days, his own personal demons, and - most uncomfortably of all - how some genes don't give powers, they take them away.  They can wreck a healthy body, often irreversibly. 
Apart from a superb supporting cast in the form of Lisa ("It's your boyfriend." "Which one?"  "Funny. Buzz me in before I drop your lunch."  "Then it would be your lunch."), his editor Jeremy (I find it difficult to believe all editors are so kind, cool and intelligent) and his Puerto Rican fanboy taxi mechanic (who aids, abets and interrogates during in his search), Seagle also lucked into the perfect partner here: Teddy Kristiansen.  You might know Teddy from the BACCHUS COLOUR SPECIAL, or the SANDMAN MIDNIGHT THEATRE, but you have never seen him in this fine a form.  Twenty-one distinct styles are on show here: one from the central narrative, another for the flashbacks, and the rest to compliment the individual diversions. Page 114 was the one Teddy sent us so long ago, all Kent Williams in its sombre silhouette while Seagle contemplates the Death Of Superman; the school episode sees him erasing individual identities by withdrawing facial features, leaving the cape to make its statement of standing out from the crowd (as one kid, habitually ignored, finds a day full of attention whilst dressing up as Superman during a Halloween schoolday, then, after reverting to invisibility in regular clothing, makes the mistake of repeating the performance next week); and one of the most powerful pieces, "The Outsider" sees a complete change of pace both in the script and visuals which I can only describe to you as utterly Seth. 
Anyway, it's £16-99 for a lovingly reproduced hardcover, and my copy's coming right back home with me tonight.  I'd proclaim this my book of the year, but there's two from Eddie Campbell due later, so we'll have to wait and see.  You'll definitely find it in my Top Ten, though.

Hino Horror #1: The Red Snake, Hino Horror #2: Bug Boy (£6-50 each, Cocoro Books) by Hideshi Hino - One of Japan's true masters of horror with a back catalogue estimated at at least 150 books. His history, detailed in PANORAMA OF HELL, of growing up in the aftermath of the Hiroshima attack has informed his diseased outlook and twisted stories. THE RED SNAKE is from 1985 and is a Grand Guignol par excellence (excuse my French).  It starts of as a pretty grim tale of a boy regarding his already strange family.  The father keeps chickens to lay eggs which must be broken on the grandfathers cyst so his daughter-in-law can massage the disgusting goo out of it with her feet.  Want more?  The grandmother thinks she's a chicken and lives in a nest she's made in her room.  And then there's the mirror.  Think of it like a RING portal into another world (the setting definitely reminds me of that film).  The mirror brings forth a curse to worsen the family situation and the horror builds and builds until you're swimming in a pool of blood and gore.  A quick search on Yahoo has now told me that Hino was asked to produce a film around the same time that this book came out and the result appears to be very disturbing.  It was banned in Japan but has recently been released on dvd.  I don't know if my stomach's strong enough.  One striking aspect of Hino's work is the lack of moralising, not just regarding the actions of the main characters but also the general message of the story.  In BUG BOY there's no attempt to make everything right or give some reason for events.  An animal lover, hated at school, transforms into a giant grub, is thrown out by his parents (well, they try to kill him) and ends up living in the sewers.  While wriggling around he comes across his hide-away but the animals that he'd kept, fed and loved attack him.  Shouldn't they have realised who it was and repaid the debt?  Possibly, with another writer, but this is Hino and situations that start bad tend to go downhill from there.

Love Looks Left (£1-80), Maria (£1-80), Pitch Unger - Haunted Lake (£2-50) all by Tom Hart - Three little slices of magic from Tom Hart, all minis, all a little rough around the edges and all the better for it.  'Love Looks Left' is a collection of early shorts, punk-ish in attitude with a touch of the awareness that would come into play with HUTCH OWEN WORKING HARD.  'Maria', done as a 24 hour comic, scrappy as hell but with characters from his amazing THE SANDS, is touching and as powerful as anything I've read this year.  The Pitch Unger book is a collaboration with Jon Lewis, almost definitely dry runs and sketches for the series that they did for Japanese publisher, Kodansha.  It even reads right-to-left.  Usscatastrophe have a fully translated (flash) story here for you to read.

Planetary #192-20 DC Wildstorm) by Warren Ellis & John Cassady.  For those new to the series, Elijah Snow is now over 100 years old.  In that amount of time you get one hell of a lot done, some of which you might not remember, especially if someone tampers with your mind.  Way back at the beginning of PLANETARY, the eponymous organisation dedicated to unearthing the bizarre, often sequestered places and events in the Wildstorm world, invited Elijah on board.  Since then he's learned that he's been there before.  Now the pace has picked up, and together with Jakita and the Drummer, Snow's mission is to take down The Four, who have been hoarding Earth's unnatural secrets for themselves.  This is Ellis in one of his two finest elements: science fiction with a hint of politics.  The dialogue is full of wit - the group of three relish their verbal fencing, invariably at The Drummer's expense - and the ideas tumbling out of Ellis' hyperactive mind are both manifold and marvelous.  Both of the first two books are available as softcovers, along with another, reviewed last month, which contains the affiliated little bits of fun.  If you want a cheap and breath-taking introduction, check out #19, just out, in which Cassady shows you why no other artist will do.

Blacksad vol 1 (£7-99) by Juan Diaz Canales & Guarnido.  I need to grab your attention, and I need to grab it right now.  This is gorgeous.  Please do not be derailed by my next five words: European, anthropomorphic, colour crime fiction.  Antropomorphism is the term used to describe the attribution of human behaviour or traits to animals, objects or (it says, rather interestingly, in the dictionary) God.  There's quite a history of this in comics, with excellent results (MAUS, CEREBUS), reasonable results (OMAHA THE CAT DANCER, HEPCATS), and rubbish results (FURRLOUGH, SHANDA THE PANDA etc.).  In fact the genre has acquired such a fetid reputation that I never consciously or unconsciously think of MAUS or CEREBUS as anthopomorphic at all.  There's no getting away from it here, however: all the characters in this book are animals - fully-clothed, self-aware, bipedal animals, living, working, loving and killing in exactly the same way as we do in our very own cities - but animals all the same.  And they have never been so beautifully drawn before.  The figures and clothes are slick, sleek and attractive - a strange and wholely successful mixed breed of  Frank Miller, Walt Disney and J. Scott Campbell.  The expressions on the cleverly adapted faces of these creatures (be they cats, lizards, rats or orangutans, carefully chosen for each individual's character) are exquisite - beautifully realised each and every time.  Moreover, when it comes to architecture and furniture, Guarnido is on a par with the mighty Gerhard, which can only place him at the very top of the field.  His line is seductive - both sharp and smooth - making it impossible not to linger on the curves of wood, the folds in the bunched drapes, the intricately patterned rugs or even the general desk clutter which you'd normally not even register.  Were that not enough, Guarnido's watercolours wash over the panels in a warm palette of blue-greys, greens, cream and chocolate brown, and the man even gives serious consideration to the relationship between the environment and the action taking place within it, as seen in the graveyward where Blacksad is given a brutal kicking behind one of the angel statues, which holds its hands over its face as if in sympathy.  And if the story is a simple piece of A-Z detective fiction which doesn't even offer you the opportunity of joining in with hidden clues (it doesn't), the storytelling is so involving you won't really care.  You'll find an image on the website, or, if you're reading this on website... doesn't it look great?

Formerly Know As The Justice League (£8-50, DC Comics) by Keith Giffen, J.M. DeMatteis, Kevin Maguire and Joe Rubenstein - Oh, dear.  Where did my notes go?  If anyone has walked out of Page 45 with a copy of this book and a few pages of scribblings (insightful notes such as 'funny', 'late eighties' and 'bat-humour', all mispelt) I apologise for any trauma this might have caused.  Anyway, onto Guilty Pleasures #4591.  I used to love the Giffen/DeMatteis/Maguire run on Justice League way back when.  Funny, human and, occasionally, 'bat-humour'.  The team was assembled by Maxwell Lord, a power/money/publicity-hungry ne'er-do-well who wanted to make the best, most successful team of the time. I think that Batman walked out during the first few issues.  Many years later, we'll call it the present, Lord reassembles what he can, opens an office in a strip mall and waits for the offers to come flooding in.  Bickering ensues.  Blue Beetle's got a heart problem.  Booster Gold is happy for a break from being a paid man.  Captain Atom almost dies.  Fire has to shut down her pay-per-view website.  Mary Marvel is a wide-eyed sixteen year old with the power of Superman.  Elongated Man (and his wife) tends to sit back and watch it all happen.  First day, they get abducted.  Sigh, I'm so happy.

There's no sense of forced fun here, the magic still works.  Maguire's artwork, swept to one side when the Lee/Liefield explosion occurred, is clean and warm as ever.  For those who were there at the time, yes you get Manga Khan, L-Ron and G'Nort but only one use of the 'catchphrase'.  For those who weren't, JUSTICE LEAGUE - A NEW BEGINNING is back in print and a second book comes soon.  Oh, shortly we'll have I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT THE JUSTICE LEAGUE.  No kidding.

Sojourn volume 4 (Crossgen £10-50) by Ron Marz & Greg Land.  Spec-tac-ularly beautiful, exotic fantasy series for which you couldn't have found a finer artist.  If you like raiding tombs, have dragons in your dungeons, or if you have even the slightest clue what the Dune film was all about, you should almost certainly be looking at this.  You might also want to read it, although I never have, but I can't stop opening the book and gawping.

Batman: Room Full Of Strangers (£4-50) by Scott Morse. Beautiful little story set in a remote, coastal town, where retired Commissioner Gordon arrives ahead of a storm, for a little peace and quiet. The lights go out, and chaos ensues. If you know Scott's style (SOULWIND, BAREFOOT SERPENT etc. - and if you don't, think back to the backgrounds in the old Pink Panther cartoons), you'll appreciate he's chosen his environment well. With the majority of the tale set in a misty twilight, he uses negative shading and luminous colouring to remarkable effect. You can't fault this for atmosphere. And whereas in lesser hands the fate of the young boy, obsessed with Batman and looking after his cancer-ridden mother, would come over all mawkish, the tone here remains resolutely sweet and sensitive. Definitely all ages, this is a sort of BATMAN ADVENTURES connoisseur edition, without the Batman who only appears in the epilogue.

Battle Royale vol 5 (£6-99, Tokyopop) by Koushun Takami & Masayuki Taguchi - For those about to get seriously disappointed by BATTLE ROYALE II (I cannot believe how bad it is), if you're not reading the manga based on the original novel, you are missing out on one of the most thrilling reads of the moment. Taguchi has recreated the kids as three dimensional cartoon archetypes, hyping up the visuals as the battle rages on and the bodycount increases. For each blood-splattered, eye-popping execution there is a period of reflection and calm, either to look back at their lives before they were sent to the island or at the tensions created in their new reality.

Parables (GagnŽ International Press £12-50) by Michel GangŽ. A beautiful mutant hybrid of Tim Burton and Dr. Seuss, these four dream-like fables, like Jim Woodring's FRANK creations, aren't half as cute or throwaway as they might seem on the surface. GagnŽ is, unsurprisingly, an veteran of animation, with a knack for silhouettes that remind one immediately of ancient oriental puppet theatre. Pencil sketches in the back.

No. 5 vol 2 (£11-99) by Taiyo Matsumoto ~ The Video plays. Tezuka-style cartoons march, skip and ride. Shooting and singing the praises of the Rainbow Council.

"Our Hymn, TRALALA!" (BLAM!!)
"Peace, peace, PEACE!"
"Peace, peace, PEACE!"
"No one escapes the judgement of Heaven."
"Nurse your vengeance through self-deprivation!"

It's hard to tell if this is a Communist propaganda film or an advert for a toy franchise. As it turns out it's a bit of both. No.1 turns off the TV. He is obviously unhappy as this latest broadcast praises No.5, a member of the Rainbow Council who has gone AWOL with a mute woman, taking out two of the Council members on the way. "Council" isn't exactly the first word which springs to mind when I think of genetically modified, trained killers, although neither is "Rainbow." And this is the beauty of No.5: it combines political tensions with the outright weird. The creator of R.C. ( I assume he is creator because they refer to him as such), Papa, wears nothing but his NHS specks and bunny suit. Looking over this world and his creations, making comments like " That's a Monkey-Dog. I made one to pass the time," you get the feeling he is ever so slightly detached from the real world. Papa's scientific brilliance counts for nothing in the political forum though. When even the media that they control are openly sceptical of the R.C's relevance in the wake of the No.5 blunder, on the I.D.S. scale of 1 to 10 of politically crap, Papa comes in at 11. I can't justify pigeonholing this series here visually. Matsumoto's work has always drawn more comparisons to Moebius than typically Japanese comic styles. Which is evident when you consider that everything he's done is available in France, and when we have only seen the fantastic BLACK & WHITE over here. Matsumoto is in the same vein as Paul Pope, in essence, as they both draw on such a wide range of influences it's tough to distinguish where the homage ends and individual style begins. But I can't wait to see where he takes me next.

Stinz: New Souls / Bosom Enemies: All Turned Around (£12-99, A Fine Line) by Donna Barr - There's something about transformations of the human body that's always disturbed me.  I'm not talking about Ballard's 'Crash' idea of bodies transformed by technology or the body modification tribes but fantastic, nightmarish transformations.  Two memories from television - first a program on BBC2 where rhythmically swaying trees hypnotise a man until his legs turn into a trunk and then he's a tree himself.  Stayed with me for years.  Still gives me the creeps twenty-odd years later.  The second is a scene from Britannia Hospital where Malcolm McDowell's character stumbles upon a room with a half pig/half man horror.  Oh, you could probably add a scene from 2000ad's 'Flesh!' where three men are melded with a t-rex to those two.  Humans becoming something else, morphing into something un-human.  

Barr's Bosom Enemies also makes me queasy.  Here are soldiers from different wars that have been altered.  One day they took a wrong turn and ended up as a centaur, a half-horse.  Human torso, equine legs.  They are kept as horses/slaves by men smaller than themselves, with horse heads and human everything else.  As Katherine Keller says in her Sequential Tart review (reprinted here) Bosom Enemies is a book about "social class, the nature of freedom, blind stubbornness, ignorance, and the treatment of animals".  Allegory in the tradition of the best fairy tales but with the sharp teeth and claws of the originals. 
And you get more on the flipside of the book!  Oh, I've missed Stinz Loewhard.  Not read any for a while.  He's a centaur (slightly different from both races mentioned above) and after the war (there's always war in Barr's books, soon I'll tell you about the Desert Peach) he returned to the valley, married a firebrand that could put up with him/keep him safe, raised children/colts and quietly became a legend.  Now we get to see one of his daughter's suitors, someone from outside his village.  The boy doesn't know quite what he's getting himself into. 
Her art is both direct and highly decorative while still organic.  Each page seems to have grown from a single panel, the lines edging their way across the page like vines covering a wall.  Barr seems like one of those folks who have to draw, it's in their blood, there are stories that have to be put to paper.

Palomar: The Heartbreak Soup Stories h/c (£27-99) by Gilbert Hernandez -
    Palomar. "Where men are men and women need a sense of humor..." - Carmen
    "Palomar is the mythical Central American town where these stories take place,
    and the stories weave in and out of its entire population, crafting an intricate
    tapestry of not only Latin American but also human experience. This body of work
    has been hailed by Time magazine and The Nation as a landmark not only for comics,
    but for 20th Century literature, as well."
You get five hundred pages, beautifully bound, with every Heartbreak Soup story from the original Love & Rockets series, stories I've read a dozen times and now I get another chance to go through them again.  This is my fourth draft of the review and I don't know if I'm any closer to expressing how big and how great this book is.  Take 'Human Diastrophism'.  There's a serial killer in town.  We know from the off whodunnit and all that's left is a slow, sickly crawl to his capture, hoping that there will be no more victims.  He's part of an archeological dig on the outskirts of Palomar, the same team the brings lovers new and old to some of the residents.  Gilbert is never one to give you a single plot when five will do so we see Tonanzin, sultry, easily led, convinced that the world is ending.  Her head is full of a garbled political jumble as she mutters words about a coming nuclear holocaust, leading to a conclusion that still chokes me up now.  The story should be chaos (hunt for the killer, romance, infidelity, artistic awakening).  You can feel the heat and the craziness that infects the town, but he manages to keep it all together showing you family and friends, loves and disagreements so that you know and understand everyone.  There's a humid, sticky atmosphere as the black stormcloud of the ending looms into view. 
Well, that's about a fifth of it.  There will be no softcover.  This comes with the highest possible recommendation.

The Comics Journal #256 (£4-99) ed. by Gary Groth - The Comics Journal turns into The Wire by covering a group of artists that rarely distribute their work outside of their own state, have only a handful of books in print but turn in excellent shorts for the better anthologies.  The Fort Thunder collective include Brian CLIMBING OUT Ralph, Mat TERATOID HEIGHTS Brinkman and Brian MAGGOTS Chippendale among their number.  I have to admit that the last book is still unreleased to this makes them even more obscure to even the more clued up of readers.  They're the spiritual heirs to Gary Panter's scratchy, frenetic pages and helped to make KRAMER'S ERGOT VOL 4 and NON #4 (well, we're back to mythic objects) such an absolute joy.  For a company like Fantagraphics (who were in financial trouble earlier in the year) it's such a defiant gesture to cover, over the space of sixty-eight pages, a group of artists that go largely unread.  Tom Spurgeon provides the central article and manages to show the communal living space where they slept and worked as three-way marriage between Warhol's Factory, the ZAP team and Pee-Wee's Playhouse without any of the financial concerns. It probably helps that I love what I have seen of their comics, love the sense of movement and the creation of personal mythology and symbols.  Highwater Books seems to be doing it's best at coaxing collections out of the teams and the ones who should have been in the gang but weren't (Ron Rege Jr, Marc Bell).  The best issue of the Journal since Devlin & Crane took over for an month. 

Drawn& Quarterly Showcase Book One (£10-50) by Huizenga & Robel -

Glenn Ganges by Kevin Huizenga
Glenn & Wendy Ganges have been trying for a baby but the plumbing isn't right, nothing works and they've tried everything.  Their doctor, probably as fatigued by the whole experience as they are, mentions an feathered ogre.  If Glenn can steal a feather from this murderous creature all will be fine.  Obviously.  While Wendy's out of town, knowing that she'd never let him go, he embarks on a quest.  Through filling stations, diners and shopping malls he searches.  People have heard rumours.  He drives through the night, visions rearranging the suburban landscape.
Either side of this are two linked stories.  Huizenga weaves in adverts for missing children, local refugees from Sudan and the introduction of starlings to America and it all feels natural.  Put together they build a theme of family, loss and desire.    His clean, bigfoot art style (reminiscent of POPEYE's E.C. Segar) allows him to present human emotions without becoming too heavy.  Both the real and the imagined sit well together on the page. 
87 blvd des CapucinŽs by Nicholas Robel (trans by Helge Dascher)
Where Huizenga used a subtle green grey and black for his half, Robel chooses moss-green and pink for a dizzying story of a girl's memories ganging up on her.  Isrine is checking out a flat with her boyfriend.  Empty and spacious, it's the perfect place to wander.  Reminiscences meet her in every room.  Her father and mother, their break up, previous lovers and lost toys swirl around her, maybe pointing out that what she has isn't so good.  Robel has created patterns for the wallpaper and they become the landscape that she's standing on or give way to a windswept wood or snow-blanketed plain.  One interpretation (and from which dream guide I do not know) is that the building (or flat) itself is Isrine and this is a dream showing her the way around her own mind.

Mutts: The Comic Art Of Patrick McDonald h/c (£30-99).  Inspired by George Herriman (KRAZY KAT) and Frank Zappa, McDonald is never content to repeat his Sunday title page like so many syndicated artists.  Hence the homages in which the pup and cat appear in the style of Basquiat, Maxfield Parrish, Matisse, E.H. Shepard, Hiroshige and even Jack Kirby, or pay tribute to album covers, film posters, whatever takes his fancy that weekend.  This sumptuous art book is a glorious reproduction of some of his finest pieces, as well as college work, sketch pages and brief commentaries.  Beautiful.

Ripple: A Predilection For Tina (£10-50) by Dave Cooper -

    "It's Martin's Theory Of Ripple, revealed to him in pornographic video visions,
    which is his philosophy of technology and the neo-erotic, an awareness that we
    can now experience an eroticism that has never before existed, that we can
    watch and know ourselves in formerly inconceivable way.  But it's Tina's protean,
    elemental body - what a body! - that is Martin's entrŽe to the real world of
    experienced Ripple."
        David Cronenberg, from his introduction.

Cronenberg sees it in a different way.  It's the Cronenberg that assigns a seperate world to television (VIDEODROME), to underground sexuality (CRASH) and to the video game experience (EXISTENZ) so I can see where he's coming from.  I hadn't though of the porn being such a large element of RIPPLE, it was another kind of physical obsession tainted with fantasy. 
Martin is painter/comic book artist/children's book illustrator (a bit like Cooper) struggling to find a theme for a gallery exhibition.  He's got the grant and he's kicking around a few ideas.  "The Eroticism Of Homeliness" is what he comes up with, an attempt to show another side of beauty.  In the age when there's possibly four or five types of accepted beauty (look on the tv, watch the Channel 4 breakfast show), particularly if you want to be someone, want to feel loved showing another side must be worthwhile, yes?  He finds a model and he can't take his eyes off her.  The sheer flesh of her figure, the fine line her features walk between ugly and fascinating.  Here Cooper comes into his own.  Tina is at the same time grotesque and radiant.  Her youthful glow draws you in.  And it draws Martin in.  He becomes obsessed with her, constantly spinning the time out, dressing her up in outfits, making his move.  They become lovers, but not partners.  She's still paid for her time, he still paints her.  What sort of relationship is it?  Looking through the first chapter today, I thought of an attempted pygmalion where either the girl's personality is too strong or the gent's resolve is too polluted to do either of then any good.
His art has changed yet again.  Here we have feathery shading very near to nineties Robert Crumb.  Each panel is a vortex, the frenetic (but masterful) lines channelling Martin's queasy lust and fear.  Like Woody Allen's play at the end of ANNIE HALL, the book is peppered with pages drawn by Martin, showing his view of the relationship but done in the cutesy style of children's illustration.  There are also life studies to Tina to add another stylistic perspective.
Line the book up with the other parts of the loose triptych (CRUMPLE and SUCKLE) and you see an attempt to deal with views and fears of women (and sexuality) in the modern age.  There is a line to be drawn through Basil (the innocent of SUCKLE) to Knuckle (the adolescent/young man of CRUMPLE) to the needy, confused thirty-something we see in Martin.  Put him with Tina and we see two very different views on sex and desire.  Cooper has said that it's not autobiographical (take a sideways look at DAN & LARRY for that) but it's obvious that this is a very personal book.  As with his others, it's not an easy read.

Cosplay Girls (£13-99).  "Attention, young ladies!  Attention, young ladies!"  We interrupt this mailshot for a frankly spurious Pop Will Eat Itself quotation and a prurient gander at a book which only the Japanese could produce.  Whereas trowling on a bucket of cold, white slap, slicking your hair back and biting on a pair of plastic fangs is about as much as we can muster in the west - and that for but one night a year - in the east, dressing up as your favourite anime or game character, in meticulously crafted detail from suits to boots to fright wigs, can be just another precursor to a trip down the hypermarket.  So here comes COSPLAY GIRLS, one long perv-out for the salacious, or a book of screamingly funny photographs capturing the nubile nymphettes in full regalia at conventions, on the street, halfway down their tenemant staircase.  And the costumes, the hair, the make-up - they are all immaculate.  These aren't the same girth-strous saddoes you see in WIZARD's annual dress-up-as-the-JSA contest, their whale-scale guts spilling through the spandex.  These are pure lovelies, and and it's all so sweet, so innocent!  Well, apart from Princess Lum, maybe.  Errr, and the Pin-Up girls.  After a brief perusal, a lingering look, or twelve hours staring awe-struck at the fur-festooned Ai Haruna (page 61 - seeing isn't neccessarily believing), it's quite possible you'll come away jealous of your less inhibited cousins.  Not to worry, picking up the rear you'll find Do-It-Yourself sections detailing Cosplay Couture, Striking A Pose, then it's off down the salon with you for some serious feats of follicle frenzy, before being instructed on the secret etiquette of Event Survival.  What's an Event?  An Event is being approached by a sharp-dressed piece of Japanese wallop, begging to take your photo.*  Oh, the stress of modern living.  Here, this is my best side.   Mmmm.

* "Wallop". (n) My best friend Anita's technical term for utterly shaggable top-notch talent (male). In common usage in Leeds LS6 15 years ago. Possibly.

Gravitation vol 1 (£6-99) by Maki Murakami.  Can't resist gate-crashing Tom's party when there's a book this good natured and silly to review.  Have you noticed the tendency of Japanese comics to arrive translated on our shores, with the most ridiculous and seemingly inapposite titles?  NO NEED FOR TENCHI?  I've no idea if Tenchi is vegetable, animal or mineral, or some oriental slang for light cussing or heavy petting, but still, evidently there's no need for either he, she or it.  CRYING FREEMAN?  I've been waiting for the bare-chested, ho'-shagging, tattoo-boasting hard-ass to burst into tears for over a decade, but he seems so much more resilient that the title gives him credit for.  And whereas neither FAKE nor GRAVITATION give the remotest hint of the romantic mischief inside, you'd be forgiven for supposing that the ballet school soap opera FORBIDDEN DANCE revolves around louche young men tip-toeing through the tulips together.  It doesn't. 

But GRAVITATION does, after a fashion; the fashion being for young men in shnen-ai to throw both caution and sexuality to the wind and fall in love with the nearest beau, only to be rebuffed and rebuked for at least five pages before the idea begins creeping into even the straightest targets that, heigh-ho, why not, it's all grist for the mill and good for the plot!  Here this is taken to utterly implausible (and hilarious) extremes, with two dippy school mates, desperate to make an impression on the technopop music scene, gamely teasing their adoring girl-fans with an impromptu display of feigned physical affection:  "We've got a bit of a problem. Maybe you can help. Me and Hiroshi want to be alone, but our free period is almost over.  I don't want to waste it.  Would you mind watching the front desk for me while we make some orchestral manoeuvres in the dark?"  "Yes!  Yes!  Of course we will!" they scream, love-hearts a-flutter, while creator Maki-chan slips in another of her customary asides,"It's the end of the world as we know it."  The girls continue to swoon ("Take your time!" "I love you!" "Oh, that was good.") as the boys canoodle, then abruptly next panel they're both crashed out against a wall with the instigator Shuichi nonchalantly mumbling "Set me up with a chick, will ya?".  Of course, nothing runs so smoothly in these rom-coms, so Shuichi, chief programmer and lead singer, soon finds himself the object of scorn after a chance encounter with a romance novelist (Eiri Yuki) lands his lyrics and heart at the svelte man's feet.  And there's really very little soul searching to be done by either Shuichi, his sister or even straight mate Hiroshi ("You worried about kissing?  You can practise on me.  I'll even tongue you for 10,000 yen"!).  No, it's quick march into complicated love octagons, complete with a tonnage of punnage ("Uh...  okay...  I-I think I know where you're coming from now," puffs Eiri, glaring at a damp patch in Shuichi's troos), alternating art styles as the moods befits, and a flurry of lower case side-swipes in the word balloons.  I tell you, however much hamburger this is, I am as hooked as the giggle of girls (new collective noun there) who positively snatch these from our shelves, and only hope that if there are any lads out there who just want a laugh, they don't hold back through some misguided concern that a purchase will provoke a presumption here about their batting loyalties.  We'll just think you're cool.

Animal Man vol 3: Deus Ex Machina (£14-99) by Grant Morrison & others, covers by Bolland.  Finally, finally, finally, and how very, very satisfying this finale proved.  Grant's first major triumph still stands out, and not just because Morrison's likeness, flat and cat all became the copyright of DC.  ANIMAL MAN #1 to 26 was one big story, and makes no real sense until you have the whole, at which point, "woa".  Although DC published the first volume over ten years ago, it's only now are you heartily encouraged to pick up all three books in which Morrison does here what Alan did for SWAMP THING, taking an entirely throwaway DC superhero, and turning out in his place a title about family, animal rights, identity, fiction, and man's place in the grand scheme of things.  Over the course of the series Buddy endears himself as a thoroughly likeable though fallible husband and father of two, and it's this concentration on the family unit which lodges the books firmly in one's heart.  There's a sequence during the second volume which is as haunting to read today as it was then, where Buddy's daughter is playing gleefully in their back garden, only to find the man her Father will become in book 3 staring down at her under the shadow of a tree:  "Hello, Maxine.  I had a dream the other night, Maxine.  I dreamed you grew up and everything was okay.  You can't even hear me, can you?  I can't even warn you.  Oh, Maxine.  I miss you.  I miss you all so much."  As the series comes to its climax Buddy and his brood fall victims to forces far vaster than he could begin to conceive of, forces which are hinted at as early as issue five, and which control his life in precisely the same way I am currently controlling this review.  With a keyboard.

The Wolves In The Wall h/c (£12-99) by Neil Gaiman & Dave McKean.

Wickedly clever, and as naughty as any children's storybook should be, this had my chortling throughout.  Gaiman is in complete command of a child's heart, playing with logic and nonsense and lore.  Told in sequences of four, Lucy and her pig-puppet are convinced there are wolves in the wall.  It's a notion denied by her mother, dismissed by her father, and laughed at by her brother.  Because as everyone seems to know, "if the wolves come out of the wall, it's all over." 
The wolves come out of the wall.  And boy, do they have fun.
"My jam! My walls!" said Lucy's mother.
"My video game high scores!" said Lucy's brother.
"My second-best tuba!" said Lucy's father.
"Right.  I've had enough," said Lucy.
McKean's advances in what he does means I have no idea how he does it anymore, but when the wolves break free it's a stunning spread of frenzied penline, an electrified Gerald Scarf, and a sudden contrast to the modelling, collage and computer trickery that makes up most of the book.  They are, in fact, the finest and funniest wolves I have ever seen.  The lettering's great as well.

The Drowners #1 of 4 (£2-20) by Nabiel Kanan. EXIT. LOST GIRL. BIRTHDAY RIOTS. Three of our biggest selling titles of all time, and three of our best. Pure British fiction from a single British creator: Nabiel Kanan. Funny, moving, insightful - all delineated with the keenest beauty. I've been bracing myself for Kanan to disappoint me, because you can't be this good all the time. Or at least that's what I thought... ;) Sneaking in right at the end of the year, this is officially my favourite comic of 2003 by a very wide margin. The first three pages alone (the Thames at night, a haunted doctor staring over the inky surface at the corporate tower of Quinn Industries) boast a total command of form, light and timing. Why is the man haunted? Who is he haunted by? And what's the connection with Quinn Industries? The tangled threads will begin to unravel themselves through Hayley, who turns up burnt out at her sister's house in the middle of the night. She's in trouble and she's freaking. Meanwhile it appears she's expected elsewhere and it doesn't look as if she has what she needs. And then there's Kate Quinn, ice-cold bitch, waiting for her husband to come home from work on their wedding anniversary. Not going to happen. By turns brutal, hilarious, sexy and mysterious, this marks the most immediately noticeable change of pace for Nabiel in his decade-long career, and by far his most gripping work to date. You need this comic. The tones are perfect, the paper quality is outrageous for the price, and it's self-published, so don't rely on there being a trade paperback. Oh, and SilverBullets.com? If you're still borrowing our reviews, this one is mandatory. Support the best of British, please. I'll be checking.

Kyle Baker, Cartoonist (£10-50) by Kyle Baker.

"Liz once asked me why I drew myself so fat. I explained that fat is funny. Daughter Lil asked me why I draw Mommy so skinny. I explained it's because Daddy's no fool."

Half of these short strips or one-off cartoons are unashamedly Baker-centric, featuring one of the most endearing (real-life) families I've encountered. But they remain universal. You can imagine the tearful, awkward questions that a small girl will ask of her father during those prime Disney moments of sudden tragedy. You've seen children stop crying only to start again once a new prospect of attention enters the room. Even if you're not a family woman or man, you're going to grin. The other half represent some of the most lushly illustrated and downright clever cartoons in print, some of which are instantly laugh-making, whilst others require a certain scrutiny which reward you with an even more satisfying glow. Anyone on the receiving end of the slurry of spam which collects unsolicited in one's in-box is going to enjoy the doctor joke where a male patient with enormous, L-cup breasts is told: "My advice is, stop answering your e-mail." Daddy is indeed no fool, which is why Daddy is a professional mainstream artist who only returns to comics when he wants to, and earns a far more sustainable living in the real world. When he does reappear, then, he brings with him a far more accessible sensibility, making this book one of the biggest possible crowd-pleasers since MUTTS. It will be commended to you next year therefore, as a cracking Christmas present.

Sandman: Endless Nights h/c (£18-99) by Neil Gaiman & P. Craig Rusell, Milo Manara, Bill Sienkiewicz, Miguelanxo Prado, Glenn Fabry, Frank Quitely, Barron Storey with Dave McKean.  From the introduction:

 
"Yesterday, in a hotel lobby in Turin I was asked if I could tell the story of the Sandman in twenty-five words or less.  I pondered for a moment:
""The Lord of Dreams learns that one must change or die, and makes his decision," I said.
"It's true, as far as it goes, but it leaves out quite a lot.  Introductions always do."
 
It's always a worry, isn't it?  Someone returning to a completed work which stands tall in your estimation.  It can seem like an unneccessary add-on, especially when the series boasts a substantial epilogue of its own.  And if it fails to meet your expectations, the addition can sully the whole.  It's a risk, a gamble.
DREAMHUNTERS was a lovely fable, but its relevance to the larger story was tangential at best. 
This is different.  Any one of these stories could have been included in FABLES & REFLECTIONS, and there are revelations inside, one of them substantial.  
You won't thank me for depriving you of the same experience I had, by giving anything away.  This is, after all, the first time in years that Neil has added to the canon.  I'll leave that for when the softcover appears.  But I can assure you that opening the book is like being reuniting with an old friend with good news.  With traditional skill, Dave McKean draws you in through a sequence of warm bookends, beautifully designed, before Gaiman welcomes you back for seven tales which are going to leave you with hair standing up on your neck, or a tear welling in your eye.  Neil can do that.  He's a master of allusion, the ominous, and the punchline.  And he manages to approach each of these pieces with a different, oblique angle, so you never know quite what's in store.
I will just add that one artist took me completely by surprise:  Frank Quitely.  However much I enjoy Frank's work - and I do, very much - I wasn't sure he was suitable for SANDMAN, even after seeing the ENDLESS poster.  But this is something altogether different, something you'll need to see to believe.  His watercolours here are breathtaking.  Majestic.  If Frank had pencilled the entire series, we'd have missed out on some unique visuals, but if he had, the work would have been on another level entirely.  Frank's at the back, rounding off the book.  It's always good to have something to look forward to.

Quimby The Mouse (£17-99), Acme Novelty Date Book (£27-99) by Chris Ware - Two lavish hardcovers by Ware turn up in the same week.  There will be a softcover to QUIMBY but I can't promise anything for the DATE BOOK. 

QUIMBY reprints the second and fourth issues of THE ACME NOVELTY LIBRARY and represent Ware's riffs on the eternally put upon cat, a stock figure from cartoon strips and animation.  It's early animation that fuels the design of the character (simple, black bodied, white faced, elastic limbed creature) and a lot of the layouts.  From the off we can see that we're in for a major treat.  It's huge, Ware always had a punk rock attitude to formats which either comes from sheer belief in his work ("this will shine no matter what size each release turns out to be") or, from reading his interviews a more likely option, a mix of understanding the fetishization of objects mixed in with equal measures of feeling out of time ("will anyone get this?") and mistrust of his talents ("it's all crap, why do I bother?").  The latter part is one of the most frustrating elements of reading a Chris Ware interview.  No matter how many accolades are thrown at him he still regards himself as quite useless, possibly a bit of a charlatan.  Then again, if he was the Charles Atlas of the mind, body and soul we wouldn't get these books.  Anyway, Quimby is often a stand-in for Ware.  There's a lot of his own life and feelings in the melancholic observations of the places from childhood that have changed.  One page, a large, water-colour image of a late night bus empty apart from Quimby and the driver.  The text below, aping a New Yorker gag-cartoon, recounts the time (an aunt?) bought him a toy, labelled it from her cat, Quimby didn't like it, gave it away and then burst into tears when she asked if he liked playing with it.  Such guilt and sadness!  Knowing that he'd been so thoughtless to someone who meant so well.  Ah, the book's full of such moments.  Even the indicia is rife with despair. 
    "Somehow, things happen, and if you spend most
    of your life sitting at a table staring at blank sheets
    of paper they happen fast."    - from QUIMBY
The DATE BOOK is fascinating because we get to see more styles of artwork.  Even in QUIMBY he can vary from page to page, zapping from one RAW artists style to another.  In the ACME issue of THE IMP, Ivan Brunetti (another great, miserable cartoonist) submitted a strip in Ware's styles, saying not to forget the sketchbooks.  Now we get to see them too.  There's a lot of beating himself up ('lies! look next time", "sloppy"), some amazing life studies, roughs for ACME strips, unused strips, unusable strips.  There's a lot in here.

A Circle Of Cats h/c (£11-99) by Charles de Lint & Charles Vess.  GAIMAN  GAIMAN  GAIMAN  GAIMAN.  This isn't really Gaiman at all - you'll find him in the comics section instead - but knowing this group like I do, it'd be no more effective had I typed "SEX" in 18 point, underscored capitals.  This enchanting children's fantasy does, however, read just like one of Gaiman's.  For my money, the language is actually finer, warmer, the first page alone enveloping me in its fanciful charm, and the only reason the work appears so far down the reviews is because it's illustrated prose rather than comics.  Visually it's Vess' finest hour.  He's always been a master of forests and fantasy, but there's something slightly sturdier going on here.  Just look at the inside covers - two different paintings at either end of the book, both in a milky slate-blue - as cats begin to assemble then perch on the sandstone outcrops overlooking an enormous, creak-drenched quarry, at the edge of an ancient woodland.  The stream draws your eyes as it flows into the painting before cascading into the gully beneath the old cottage, and I love the way the light filters down through the canopy of leaves, then rises from the spray of the waterfall below.

Fancy Froglin's Sexy Forest (£9-50) by James Kochalka - Possibly James' breakout book.  Full colour adventures of a randy frog who keeps getting hard in his red shorts.  Sweet/disturbing in the Roman Dirge vein

The Maxx vol 1 (£13-50) by Sam Kiethe with Bill Messner-Loebs - Fondly remembered, skewed-superhero tale from an artist who had some to fame through a visually unique Wolverine tale.  Kieth knows what he likes to draw.  Back then it was big footed creatures, voluptuous (but reality based) women with bell-bottom trousers, inventive panel layouts and clothing that got shredded like loose springs.  All these elements were put into the blender for The Maxx and, rather than being a mess by an artist too eager to discard a writer, turned out to be a surprising take on abuse and coping.  The Maxx himself is a hulking, purple clad bum with huge claws on each hand and a lone friend who's a councellor.  This is Julie, the real centre of the story, who sometimes appears as the queen of the outback like a fusion of Vaughan BodŽ and Frank Frazetta's favourite images. 

The general baddies and confusions are set up here.  You get to see the Iz, a horde of stubby, eyeless devils with sharp teeth and an ability to blend into the crowds.  Mr Gone appears and does wrong.  MTV decided that this would be perfect for an animated series so we get a lot of requests for The Maxx.  Cliffhanger/DC have promised to reprint the whole lot.

FLCL vol.1 (£6-99) by Gainex ~ Takkun thought he had problems. His town is being smothered by the giant factory, his family are serial perverts and his brother's slightly slow ex is trying to get in his pants.  Then the mysterious Vespa girl thwacks Takkun with her guitar. And large robots pop from his forehead like bad spots.  His brain disappears and the void left in its wake leads to the belly of a robot cat intent on taking over the universe.  No really. Pronounced Fooly Cooly or Furi Kuri and sometimes eF eL see eL. But now we're getting silly.

 
Unlikely (£10-50) by Jeffrey Brown - "260 pages of young love, sex, drugs, heartbreak & comedy."  The alternative title is 'how I lost my virginity' so we're into honest autobiography here.  Somehow a better book than Brown's previous CLUMSY, this too matches fragile art and figures with delicate emotions and all the stupid things that we do early on in relationships.  I bought a friend one of those Brian Ralph t-shirts that says 'I'm too nice' and you get the feeling that Brown should be bought one too.  In a different art style, a heavier hand writing this bare-all confession of sweet love & physical mishaps would either feel to dismal and grimy or forcefully pathetic.  Maybe it's the wide eyed depiction of him and his girlfriend that keeps it all on an apparently innocent level.  Like CLUMSY, you can feel the ending coming a mile off (well, twenty pages), you know what's going to happen but you sit and you read because you care and empathise

Three Days In Europe (£10-50) by Antony Johnston & Mike Hawthorne.  Page 45 exclusive edition (see below).  Bright, romantic comedy in which Jack and Jill both pick their third anniversary to reinvigorate their shakey relationship with surprise presents for each other; presents which required a great deal of skill and ingenuity to organise, not to mention a hefty slab of cash.  Jack's gone all-out for Jill with a trip to Paris whose highlight for her will be the invitation-only opening night of a chic new artist's gallery exhibition.  Jill's equally thrilled with her own secret success which will see them fly all the way to London for an exclusive gig of Jack's favourite band, Q.E.D..  Slight problem: they're booked for the same three days.  Pig-headedness sees their hard-won hopes threaten to tear them apart as they argue en route to the airport, through the check-in desk and all the way to the departure lounge.  Who's going to win out?   Neither.  Jack ends up in Paris, up to his neck in art theft, and Jill ends up in the arms of a rock star!  Mike plays the scenes with flair, composing his pages as perfectly as he does each panel, and with a flawless command of blacks, body language and choreography, imbuing the whole with a vitality reminiscent of the very best of animation.  And just to make it all a bit more special, the first 25 copies here - and only the first 25 - will include a brand new piece of art by Matt, which they're both going to sign for you, free of charge.  Nice one,

Honour Amongst Punks (£14-99) by Gary Reed & Guy Davis.  SANDMAN fans please turn your attention here instead, you're in for a visual feast.  Set in a post-Victorian world where World War II - and its consequent arms race - never happened, where airships are the height of technology, yet London punk is at its peak, rival, tribal gangs provide some rough encounters for a naive if well-meaning American student, Susan.  Fortunately she's made two influential friends in an ex-policewoman turned respected punkstress, Sharon, known on the scene as Harlequin, and her abrasive, tattooed girlfriend, Sam.  But Sam's mood swings make her unpredictable, and Sharon may not be as strong as Susan believes.  She's caught and torn between her past in a corrupt police force with its aristocratic, establishment control, and the anarchic aspirations of the Baskervilles nightclub regulars with whom Sam finds her escape.  She's swapped one addiction for another, and this thirst to be the first to the bottom of any crime may cost her dearly.  "Honour Amongst Punks" is what Harlequin would like to believe.  Too bad the punks aren't thick as thieves.

Kramers Ergot #4 (£17-99) - Hard to believe the quantum leap that this anthology has take.  I might have only seen the previous issue, and it was almost there, a little push and it would have been great.  For some reason they went a little further to make a towering thing, shaped like a phone book and full of exciting stories and experiments.  Firstly we've got Mat Brinkman's cover of two scaly beasts heading for collision on a child's rainbow.  Now, I don't know if this was intentional but they've used either a type of ink or a process that smells just like wax crayons.  And the cover was either done with crayons or something that looks damn close.  Neat, huh?  The contents read like a best of the recent releases with a few new faces thrown in.  Jeffrey Brown gives us a regular comic length story, 'Don't Look Them In The Eye' about the various beggars and bipolars that he could meet in a day venturing across town.  Everything that I've said about his fragile figures and gentle disclosure stays true here.  Marc SHRIMPY & PAUL Bell is allowed a huge colour section to show us new, similarly deranged characters and, like the goose in his book, a phrase that takes on a mantle of magic due to repetition.  Sammy Harkham turns out to be the find of the book.  His 'Poor Sailor' managed to freeze my blood during the heatwave.  A frontiersman is lured away from his wife by a sea-faring brother.  Home life is getting too easy, the house is safe, he needs excitement.  Not a breezy story but the clearly delineated figures, robust and full of life sit perfectly in the four panel grid and shine in the two colours.

 
As mentioned in the preview, Guy Davis is the only artist I can think of who can give the mighty Eddie Campbell a run for his money when it comes to dark, dank alleyways, pelted by a harsh, wintry rain, and the murderous assaults which will fill them by this journey's end.  The staggering boots, splashing in the puddles, the sodden hair, torn leather jackets, and the eerie, form-eroding torchbeam - we're talking complete mastery of light and texture.  We're also talking gruesome mutilation, and a class A mystery beneath the surface.  Nor is this some Goth-u-like-lite fifth generation cutie crap; the clothes designs are authentic in their rough-and-ready individuality - barbed wire on hand-painted, battered jackets over worn-from-use t-shirts, messed up hair with safety-pin piercings through ugly, broken noses.  This is the real deal, not some chain-store Manson-by-numbers, and there are a feast of extra sketches in the back to give you more.  However, you're going to have to give them both a couple of issues to get their bearings, for although it's one of the swiftest transitions I've seen in a series, far faster than Sim's extraordinary rise to visual accomplishment, it does nonetheless take both Davis and Reed those two issues to loosen up, lose the overemphasised accents and thin, Austin-esque lines.  Having devoured this again for a review I was eagerly anticipating, I was initially worried that it was not all I remembered it to be.  Yet sucked in I was, as helplessly as before, and even though I knew what was coming, when the finale erupted in all its horror, its personal power still had me reeling as much as it does poor Harlequin.

Epoxy (£2-95, £2-20, £8-99) by John Pham - Three stories. 'Elephantine' features Jack, the one armed boxer with heartbreak in his past. Rough, angry lines place him in the murky unlicensed boxing rings driven by an unmentioned desire, able to memorise his opponent's weaknesses. His only friends are his ringside coach and the coach's daughter. 'Shiva' comes on like the big guns of eighties manga. The cities and destruction of Otomo and Shirow boiled down to an angry dragon hunting an android over the night-time rooftops of Hue City. The semi-human Nik fleeing something that was his friend. 'Modesto' is entirely down to earth. Olive's family are having a get together, the adults sitting down inside while the kids run wild outside the house. Olive is a bundle of ideas, to be around her is to be subjected to wild rants, hare-brained schemes. She's a ball of light that draws people closer. So there you have it. The three stories start off in the first issue and rotate, two at a time for each one after that. Different styles, pacing and layouts for each. Then you notice that they're linked. Characters reappear. Maybe they don't share a world but it's like a theatre group with the same players in different stories. Then phrases and objects pop up from one story to the next. Olive's sister buys a duck to fatten up for the upcoming feast and in 'Shiva' someone is accused of stealing a duck with the same name. The third issue is an absolute marvel. The format jumps to magazine size, squarebound with a delicately drawn three-colour cover print combining threads from all the stories. Inside we're given backstory to 'Shiva' with two friends getting ready for a talent show at a local farmer's market. Pham manages to splice together three separate narrative threads (the story proper, the story Binh tells during their performance and the fable an old-timer is spinning by the side of the stage) into one glorious twenty page sequence. If you like STRAY BULLETS, LOVE & ROCKETS, OPTIC NERVE or ACME NOVELTY LIBRARY you should look at this one. You also get 'In Search of Astro Girl' as a back up which ups the Acme content nicely. There were copies of the first two issues lying around upstairs for a year or so. I'd tried to get some more with no luck, almost forgot about it until the Face (off all places) ranked it #1 in their top ten comics. The third (bumper) issue hasn't been been through the distribution system yet so I don't know how many places will actually have it. We've also got the ASTRO GIRL mini comic (£2-99, the A3 silk-screened cover is worth that alone) and the JACK model kit. All can be found on his site www.epoxpress.com which is well worth a look. Ooh, look! Here's an interview

Pulpatoon Pilgrimage (£9-99) byJoel Priddy - Compact, about the size of a winter coat pocket, it feels like a prayer book. '"Pulpatoon" is a medieval word for a savory pie of pressed meat or vegetables.  It has nothing to do with comics, or old magazines or even this story.  But it sounds neat, doesn't it?'  Three travellers (Rowbot, Bull & Delaware Thistle) roam like the scarecrow, the lion and the tin man if Dorothy had never dreamt her way into their lives.  Their's is the open, uncharted wilds of Walt Whitman's virgin America just as the legends and stories are about to bloom.  Priddy's art is both unfussy and decorative at the same time.  His uncluttered layouts, four panels per page maximum perfectly suit the friends as they wander through wide rolling field or huddle around a campfire marvelling at the night sky. 

Milkkitten #2 (£3-99) by Tanya Meditzky - Another year, another brand of Milkkitten cuteness.  Again, painstakingly assembled in a kitchen table by the lovely Tanya, this give's you the full recommended dose of homegrown silliness, stupidity and love.  We get another surge for world peace, this time by kicking a rock around the world.  Guest pages are by our own James and make very little sense at all.  And I wish for nothing less.

This book won the 2002 Ignatz Award for best new book and has garnered plenty of praise.  There's a touch of GOODBYE CHUNKY RICE here not just in the masterful line and the fantasy creatures we follow but in a sense of a complete creation, a book from the heart.You can check out the publishers website here

Jennifer Daydreamer: Oliver (£3-50) by Jennifer Daydreamer - It's not the kitsch aspect that draws you into folk art, it's the honesty of the craftmanship and the impulse to create something even though there's an ability-budget to work within. Henry Darger's rambling works about the Vivian girls, when he wasn't making wild detours into cataloguing clouds, have something that the easy brush of master painters never show - obsession. Obsessions can be good, they can be a reason for getting up in the morning or they can completely drain all your passion into one, entirely unexplainable side of your life. Darger never meant for anyone to see his work, he just did it. Constantly. There were rules to his world. Sometimes creating any object (book, comic, painting, song) is a way of installing order into your world. Everything on the outside may be a wild mess but you can keep some control over what you're doing. Even counting for chance that can mean a lot. Jennifer Daydreamer has created a world called Encephalon (meaning the anatomy of the brain) and we start with her version of the creation myth. A boy in a horned pyjama suit falls from the sky followed by a girl in an angel costume. They fight. And the fight goes on forever. Elsewhere a sleeper's thoughts tumble crawl out from under his bed and chase him through his dreams. The players here are shown as players with what look like homemade costumes. We're not sure if this is the land of one dreamer, or a group reality in the slumber period. Or maybe it's just a land created by one woman, a garden to tend to, a fishtank for ideas.

Blood Song (£14-99) by Eric Drooker. 

Do you ever have moments of clarity, out of the blue, when you become acutely aware of how far we've come as a race?  How much we have achieved?  And how much we've fucked up this poor planet? 
How... unnatural almost every aspect of our lives are now? 
I was queueing at the local Morrisons check out, paying for my plastic-packaged, pre-made pizzas, my industrially fermented, corked and bottled wine, and a couple of tuna steaks carved and gutted by some person I've never met from the carcass of an animal which someone else had sailed out and killed for me... and I was waiting to exchange these goods for a swipe of a small strip of electronically coded plastic... and I looked out through the vast panes of glass which form the northern wall of the supermarket, across the out-of-town retail park - one great big scab of bitumen, metal and concrete - and I thought:  "Jesus, what is so abhorrent about our natural landscape, that we want to do this to it?"
Two days later and I'm doing the Sunday zombie zone-out, watching David Attenborough's THE LIFE OF MAMMALS.  The camera is following the epic, relentless hunt of a... I don't know - bigger than a gazelle - by a single member of the Sand People of Africa (I hope I've got that right at least).  First three of them track the beast following the smallest scuff of the ground and, through the thickets, by pure instinct.  Then, when they're close enough, one gives chase.  For hours and hours and hours, until both human and animal are so exhausted that one can no longer stand.  Then the man looks the creature in the eye, and - more for ceremony than anything else, it's pretty redundant at this point - he spears it.  More impressive still than any of this, is what happens next: the man venerates his prey, treating it with great dignity, and gives thanks for the life which will now sustain his family.  He knows that to feed his wife and children it was absolutely necessary, yet he acknowledges what he has done, what he has taken away.  And we rarely give it a second's thought.
Which brings us (at long last, I know) to BLOOD SONG, a silent graphic novel of extraordinary power and awesome, truly awesome beauty.  The story is told in a series of double-page spreads comprised of two panels (the single horizontal image is divided into two separate, black- mounted frames), and the basic palette is a lunar blue, with occasional, startling dash of vibrant colour.  It begins as a view of the Milky Way, quickly focussing in on our own sphere, before hovering over a mist-enshrouded, mountainous forest somewhere like Southeast Asia.  We can see that the villagers there have harnessed the land for crops, but the picture painted is overwhelmingly of a natural, blissful existence, of a tranquil equilibrium amongst the lush flora and exotic fauna of the region, where an old man fishes for his family's supper, and, the next day, his young daughter, joyfully accompanied by her dog, calmly fetches water from a distant stream.  But her childhood is about to end, swiftly, as she feels blood between her legs.  She washes it from her dress, before returning home.  Now civilisation intrudes, and it is anything but civilised.  Shockingly, this idyll is suddenly shattered, pierced through the heart by a bayonet, and incinerated with a flame thrower.  The girl and the dog, flee, desperately, through thorns and trees, their stamina, born of a healthy existence and natural ability, outstripping that of the soldiers, and once more they find themselves in the womb of nature, with its sequestered beauty and colour and diversity... until they come to what should not be the edge of the jungle.  But is.
That represents my best ability to convey the first half of the book.  The second half takes them to a modern city, and if you've already read Drooker's FLOOD, you'll pretty much know what to expect, only this is so, so much better.  So much more moving, so much more devastating.  What I cannot do is show you the pictures.  I think my favourites are when the panels are broken by the dog and gulls, out in the ocean, but there are so many sequences to which Drooker has given a great deal of thought, or perhaps relied on an unfailingly impressive instinct, to create some superb effects, narratively and visually.  We have, finally, secured a few more for the shelves, so please take a look next time you're in.  This was my book of the year.  By a very wide margin.
 
Notes From A Defeatist (£13-99) by Joe Sacco - It's "earlier, funnier stuff" time again, this time the spotlight is on the genius that is Joe Matt.  The warping perspectives and odd angles are in place, as are the drifting panels but through this collection of stories you get to see an artist flexing his (inky) muscles and fitting form to story.  On the road with an (unnamed) rock band, crossing Europe, the layouts jump around from page to page.  The title snakes around the panel top until we realise that it's heading straight into a word balloon.  Other pronouncements are given in different styles as a parade of hangers-on and starfuckers congregate backstage and on the tour bus.  As the times get wilder and more out of control so does the art.

White Flower Day (£10-50) by Steven Weissman - "If the quality of this work is any indication, one won't be surprised if Weissman's name is soon mentioned as being of the same caliber of a Schultz of Watterson" - CINESCAPE "...filled with the kind of mysteries that actively involve readers in the creative proces. Weissman respects and exalts the intelligence and imagination of children." - LOCUS "WHITE FLOWER DAY, like CHAMPS and DON'T CALL ME STUPID manages to put a warped, Universal Monsters twist on childhood without denying it's carefree attraction. I like" - PAGE 45

Orbiter h/c (£18-99) by Warren Ellis & Colleen Doran.  If you think you know Colleen Doran's artwork, think again.  Having immersed herself for over a decade in her own science fiction series, A DIFFERENT SOIL, she'd be a pretty good choice for this sci-fi psychological mystery anyway, but Colleen appears to have been so inspired by the script that she's produced the work of her career by an extraordinary margin.  The cover is an astounding blend of detail and wash, the palette all her own, incorporation a space shuttle launch, an ancient zodiac, solar cartography and/or formulae and a male portrait, aspiring to the heavens.  Inside the solidity of form far surpasses what I've come to expect from Colleen's - for me - slightly fey figure work, with said shuttle, The Venture, pulverising the Cape runway, and all in its fiery wake.  But it's an Ellis work, and you want a hint of the plot:  "There's a sonic crack, 50 miles out.  Something trailing fire, swooping down from the upper reaches of the sky... It's coming down like a dirty comet."  After 10 years missing, presumed lost, The Venture has returned, its crew missing save for one catatonic pilot.  But it's engines and instrumentation are all new, and it appears to be covered in something akin to a skin.  It has Martian sand in its undercarriage.  Three specialists, cheated of their own dreams of spaceflight, must find out where the shuttle's been, and what happened to the crew - not to mention the mind of its pilot.  [Publication in still going ahead in the wake of last week's disaster, but there'll be a new forward by Warren Ellis, putting the book into context]

The Wipeout (£13-99) by Francesca Ghermandi - Very in love with this book. Sized large to replicate the bigger-than-your-head feeling of storybooks you got as a kid it's a sweet confection brimming over with soft, marshmallow shapes and inventive design. Ghermandi has alloyed 'The Man In The White Suit' and 'Double Indemnity' and retold them with a cast of Thorntons mis-shapes. The scientist's wife never has enough money for her much needed hair transplant. All she has to get her by is a shop bought thing, just a piece of wool looped through her head a few times. Her constant servings of turkey make him feel ill and distact him from the task in hand, perfecting the detergent that will clean anything, whiter than white. But if you mix it with milk it becomes deadly.

Fleep (£3-99) by Jason Shiga - I think that this started off as a dare to himself.  Write a premise that couldn't possibly be strung out for forty to fifty pages and then string it out to forty to fifty pages.  And then make it gripping.  Well, it worked.  A guy wakes up on the floor of a phone booth that is surrounded by concrete.  There's a phone book in a foreign language, three coins for making calls, he's got slight amnesia and there's no way out.  Gripping, funny and audacious all at the same time with an ending that I did not see coming.  From the creator of the still excellent DOUBLE HAPPINESS.

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (£10-50) by Wang Du Lu / Andy Seto ~ About time, I've been waiting for this for eons and it's one of the only adaptations I have really given a toss about (the other being BATTLE ROYALE which Old Blighty, not to mention the rest of Europe, will be missing out on). Take the back story and indepth characterisation from Wang Du Lu's 1930s' novels and the recent film's back-breaking stunts and cinematography, put it through the mill and you get this luscious li