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Eyelash Out


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Ben Sea

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Page 45 Review by Stephen

Think Donya Todd's BUTTERTUBS gone Southern Gothic.

"OUTTA MY WAY, I SEE SOMETHING I WANT!"

I saw something I wanted last week but I didn't barge past everyone, slapping them out of the way to pluck the object of my desire from someone's tender eyelid.

There's something unique about plucking an eyelash: it's a very particular and pointed prick of pain - mild, brief but because it's so close to your eye it's feels quite the intrusion. To steal an eyelash is therefore a very personal theft.

That's how this begins, so it was never going to end well. Almost immediately the couple on the bendy-legged run become corrupted by this act of anti-enlightenment, their own sore eyes swelling. I felt no sympathy.

The lash is not the last thing which will be pulled on, either: laces, entrails, those sorts of things. And there's a lot of lactating as well - eruptions and excretions galore.

The whole heavenly skyscape seems alive - flashing, twinkling, puffing, dripping, sweating in celestial semi-sentience.

What the hell am I on? It's quite the trip.
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