OMG!! Where Are My Shoes? card back

A moment of sublime feline satori from one of Britain’s most sage socio-political commentators which you can send to your friends and help them understand what’s what in this world. It can be confusing, can’t it?

I have no idea why our intitial batch of Lizz Lunney cards didn’t contain this, or ‘Sorry to Hear You Got Old’ but they sold so well that we reordered. Lo and behold, two upgrades, and I am reliably informed by li’l Ms. Lizz that there are two brand-new designs on their way for 2013. I am so happy I could open the fridge door and get deliriously drunk by midday! Whoops, fait accompli! I leave you now with our default review on account of I can’t even feel my fingers.

FAQ: “Do you sell greetings cards?” WE DO NOW!

If Lizz Lunney was ever actually on a trolley, the cart has long since sped away, careered down the mountain and jettisoned Ms. Lizz into Page 45’s gratefully open arms.

These, then, from the creator of DEPRESSED CAT: NINE MISERABLE LIVES and all those shiny badges we mercilessly market like boiled sweets in a bowl right next to the till. And the delightful thing is that so many of these are comics: short stories told through sequential art! Each classy card comes matt in two or more colours, and enhanced with a slither of foil. Also, envelopes: you get a free envelope! I can’t tell you how much giving away free stuff sticks in my craw.

The cards weren’t in for five seconds before Jonathan bought ‘Congratulations! You’re Not Dead Yet!’ and ‘One Year Closer To Extinction’ for each of his parents. I’m praying for a week free from irony.

Please note: 10% Student Discount applies to these too in the shop, making them the most affordable greetings cards you will probably find around town. Neat, eh? Alas, unlike our DEPRESSED CAT books, none of these cards come signed. YOU HAVE TO DO THAT YOURSELVES!