Page 45 Review by Stephen
"Consistently lame." - McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds.
You can't buy an endorsement like that, can you?
The President of Berzerkistan is being interviewed for American radio:
"Sir, isn't it true that your prisons are packed with minorities?"
"As are yours, I believe. And our numbers are modest, whereas your country has the highest incarceration rate in the world!"
"Yeah, but our inmates aren't tortured."
"Excuse me?"
"Damn... That used to be a gimme."
"Don't worry, we're all huge Jack Bauer fans."
