The Gashlycrumb Tinies back

Marvellously macabre nonsense composition illustrated with a suitably dense and scratchy penline. A cross, perhaps, between the rhymes of Lewis Carroll and the cartoons of Chas Addams - with a bit of Edward Lear thrown in for good measure.

You can also find this within the first AMPHIGOREY collection, but on its own it's an A to Z of infant fatalities, and the perfect vehicle to express your strong distaste for small children.

Admirers of Tim Burton's MELANCHOLY DEATH OF OYSTER BOY and Dame Darcy's MEATCAKE in particular should find Gorey right up their darkened alley.