Umbrella Academy Umbrella back

What a great design it is too, with black and white umbrellas upon black and white umbrella! As an added bonus for those struggling underneath through gale-force winds and horizontal rain, if you look up through your umbrella you'll the UMBRELLA ACADEMY logo in one of the black sections!

It's sturdy, it's stylish and it's Britain, so you all need one. Plus, it has a zappy release button. I'm neither a My Chemical Romance fan nor - unlike Tom who pronounces the graphic novel to be great fun - have I read its source material, but this is the best-looking umbrella I have ever seen, and had I hair to protect in the deluge that dominates our national clime, I would be doing it under this two-tone treasure.