Page 45 Review by Jonathan
"Pasties'll just be a couple of minutes boys. Mary, you met our new Saturday girl yet?"
"No, not yet. What's she like?"
For all of Keith's talk of 'thin ice' and 'stern words to be had' with her employer...
"She's very quiet, but - between you and me - reckon she might be a bit of a dark horse."
... this woman continues to work here...
"Yeah... you can just imagine finding her out of the back, taking topless selfies with a couple of cherry danishes..."
... apparently uncensored.
"...strategically placed, if you know what I mean! ... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."
Keith does not look happy...
... at all. But I wonder if our fellow customer mistakes his disapproval for just intense consideration of that last vanilla slice.
Yes, Keith is most assuredly not happy at this scandalous public display of impropriety in the bakery where he and Sam go to buy their lunchtime pasties every day without fail. But then Keith is a rather peculiar individual in his own right, being that classic British mix of both unashamedly reserved combined with a bucket load of inadvertently endearing eccentricities. There's his relentless anecdotes about his former boss and mentor, Geoff Crozier, a larger than life character who seemingly filled the surrogate roles of uncle, big brother and father figure in Keith's early employment, his mild distaste of fame-hungry, local-press-ever-present Councillor Mike Gibbs, an undying love for his King Charles Cavalier Spaniel (Apex Powder Blue Twice-Shy The Third a.k.a. Cleo), plus his encyclopaedic knowledge of the various movers and shakers in the local area.
So why on earth has Keith taken such an interest in our narrator, the shy, gangly Sam? Recently returned home to live with his mum at the ripe old age of 27 after a nervous breakdown, with any interest in his genuine talent for illustration and painting also seemingly shattered by the experience of just dealing with the demanding realities and daily drudgery of post-University life, Sam is in a somewhat fragile state and has come to the conclusion that what he needs to do for the moment is just find a very boring, stress-free job that will allow him to recuperate and get himself back together. So when Keith, apparently a second cousin of his absent father, last seen briefly at his parents' wedding, appears with an offer to shadow him and teach him the ropes of his 'distribution and delivery' business, Sam feels the universe has spoken and decides to accept.
Now, before you get too excited imagining one Keith Lionel Nutt as some sort of mysterious, shadowy small-town drug dealer, let me stop you right there. Keith sells spare parts for very dull industrial filtration machinery... No, as with his previous work DAYS OF THE BAGNOLD SUMMER, a former Page 45 Comicbook Of The Month, Joff Winterheart once again provides a masterful, absorbing study of the sheer banality of a very typical slice of the British population and their mundane, fairly pointless social interactions. I will however add that Keith is actually a little bit of a minor man of mystery and not just in his own mind, either...
So, as Sam and Keith spend hour after hour in close proximity, mainly driving round and round Keith's 'distribution and delivery' route in his left-hand-drive car (another mystery), punctuated by popping in and out of various works' receptions encountering receptionists, topping up on meat pasties as their appetites require, Sam finds himself ever more fascinated with Keith and his past. How did Keith end up here in this small town, doing this particular job, still living the bachelor lifestyle? Why do his friends and associates apparently view him behind his back as a figure of mild fun? And why did he really offer Sam a job? The answers, when Sam finally begins to get them, as matters very gradually wind up to the farcical conclusion, are as titteringly amusing as they are sadly poignant.
Joff's created another very engaging work here. Much like the trials and travails of teenage boredom and partial parental estrangement which he nailed so perfectly in the DAYS OF THE BAGNOLD SUMMER, I think I can safely say we all have known a Keith. Probably more than one. And, if we've been particularly fortunate / unfortunate (take your pick) we've been a Sam to said Keith, learning more than we ever cared to know about the curious inner workings of their life and mind.
Art-wise, Joff has gone for the same brilliant utterly unglamorous style as before. Weak chins, saggy necks and hairy nostrils abound. I think it perfectly and very humorously captures the everyday man and woman, actually. There are no beautiful leading ladies or handsome hunks here, though Keith mentions he has occasionally been likened to Sean Connery, with a James Bond impersonation thrown in for good measure of course! I know you shouldn't laugh at people, but you'll find yourself hard pressed not to, I promise. Joff's served up a vanilla slice of British comics heaven for us to enjoy. Yes, it's a guilty pleasure, but aren't they the best kind..?